Pi for dessert, anyone?
Two kittens are sitting on a steep roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the lowest mu…
What do you call a deer without any eyes and no ears in Venice? Deaf in Italy no-eye deer….
The license plate holder I saw and guffawed over on a monstrous Cadillac Armada that read: “F=MA I win!”
Some of us just can’t help it. We were born with a strong left hemisphere in our brain, and jokes like this make our sides ache. Some people have a dominant right hemisphere in their brain and couldn’t care less about mu or force or pi, and some of us have powerful connections across both sides of our brains, which means we can be artistically creatively nerdy weird.
Here’s the scoop on brain hemispheres from UCMAS Mental Math ucmas.ca/our-programs/whole-brain-development/left-brain-vs-right-brain
“In general, the left and right hemispheres of our brain process information in different ways. While we have a natural tendency towards one way of thinking, the two sides of our brain work together in our everyday lives. The right brain of the brain focuses on the visual, and processes information in an intuitive and simultaneous way, looking first at the whole picture, then the details. The focus of the left brain is verbal, processing information in an analytical and sequential way, looking first at the pieces then putting them together to get the whole.
Left brain thinking is verbal and analytical. Right brain is non-verbal and intuitive, using pictures rather than words…. Though right-brain or non-verbal thinking is often regarded as more ‘creative’, there is no right or wrong here; it is merely two different ways of thinking. One is not better than the other, just as being right-handed is not ‘superior’ to being left-handed. What is important is to be aware that there are different ways of thinking, and by knowing what your natural preference is, you can pay attention to your less dominant side to improve the same.”
What on earth does this have to do with faith, with Christianity? I hope, fervently, that both Charismatic and non-Charismatic Believers may find something useful and freeing in the story I share again, here, knowing some of you may not have read my earlier post ,and sensing some urgency that someone out there needs to really get this personal validation down deep today.
Logically, I begin at the beginning, long before I entered the picture, in roughly AD or CE 30. Jesus has just celebrated the Passover meal with his disciples in the Upper Room in Jerusalem, and he warns them of perilous times coming for them, but gives them a reason to hope, too:
I have told you this, so that when their time comes you will remember that I warned you about them. I did not tell you this from the beginning because I was with you, 5 but now I am going to him who sent me. None of you asks me, ‘Where are you going?’ 6 Rather, you are filled with grief because I have said these things. 7 But very truly I tell you, it is for your good that I am going away. Unless I go away, the Advocate will not come to you; but if I go, I will send him to you. 8 When he comes, he will prove the world to be in the wrong about sin and righteousness and judgment: 9 about sin, because people do not believe in me; 10 about righteousness, because I am going to the Father, where you can see me no longer; 11 and about judgment, because the prince of this world now stands condemned.
12 “I have much more to say to you, more than you can now bear. 13 But when he, the Spirit of truth, comes, he will guide you into all the truth. He will not speak on his own; he will speak only what he hears, and he will tell you what is yet to come. 14 He will glorify me because it is from me that he will receive what he will make known to you. 15 All that belongs to the Father is mine. That is why I said the Spirit will receive from me what he will make known to you.” John 16: 4-15 NIV
And in the evening of the first day of the next week after Jesus’ resurrection, a day after the Sabbath, immediately after Jesus’ crucifixion on the day before the Sabbath, he appeared to his disciples:
19 On the evening of that first day of the week, when the disciples were together, with the doors locked for fear of the Jewish leaders, Jesus came and stood among them and said, “Peace be with you!” 20 After he said this, he showed them his hands and side. The disciples were overjoyed when they saw the Lord.
21 Again Jesus said, “Peace be with you! As the Father has sent me, I am sending you.” 22 And with that he breathed on them and said, “Receive the Holy Spirit.” John 20” 19-22 NIV
Luke the physician picks up the narrative in the first chapter of the book of Acts:
4 On one occasion, while he was eating with them, he gave them this command: “Do not leave Jerusalem, but wait for the gift my Father promised, which you have heard me speak about. 5 For John baptized with water, but in a few days you will be baptized with the Holy Spirit.”6 Then they gathered around him and asked him, “Lord, are you at this time going to restore the kingdom to Israel?”7 He said to them: “It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority. 8 But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.” 9 After he said this, he was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight. Acts 1: 4-9 NIV
The promised baptism with the Holy Spirit came 50 days after Passover:
When the day of Pentecost came, they were all together in one place. 2 Suddenly a sound like the blowing of a violent wind came from heaven and filled the whole house where they were sitting. 3 They saw what seemed to be tongues of fire that separated and came to rest on each of them. 4 All of them were filled with the Holy Spirit and began to speak in other tongues[a] as the Spirit enabled them.
5 Now there were staying in Jerusalem God-fearing Jews from every nation under heaven. 6 When they heard this sound, a crowd came together in bewilderment, because each one heard their own language being spoken. 7 Utterly amazed, they asked: “Aren’t all these who are speaking Galileans? 8 Then how is it that each of us hears them in our native language? 9 Parthians, Medes and Elamites; residents of Mesopotamia, Judea and Cappadocia, Pontus and Asia,10 Phrygia and Pamphylia, Egypt and the parts of Libya near Cyrene; visitors from Rome 11 (both Jews and converts to Judaism); Cretans and Arabs—we hear them declaring the wonders of God in our own tongues!” 12 Amazed and perplexed, they asked one another, “What does this mean?”
13 Some, however, made fun of them and said, “They have had too much wine.”
14 Then Peter stood up with the Eleven, raised his voice and addressed the crowd: “Fellow Jews and all of you who live in Jerusalem, let me explain this to you; listen carefully to what I say. 15 These people are not drunk, as you suppose. It’s only nine in the morning! 16 No, this is what was spoken by the prophet Joel:
17 “‘In the last days, God says,
I will pour out my Spirit on all people.
Your sons and daughters will prophesy,
your young men will see visions,
your old men will dream dreams.
18 Even on my servants, both men and women,
I will pour out my Spirit in those days,
and they will prophesy.
19 I will show wonders in the heavens above
and signs on the earth below,
blood and fire and billows of smoke.
20 The sun will be turned to darkness and the moon turned and the moon to blood before the coming of the great and glorious day of the Lord. 21 And everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.’” Acts 2: 1-17 NIV
Fast-forward to 1974 AD /CE. I come on the scene, admittedly classed as one of the nerds and grouped with the same people throughout school, the “guinea pigs” who experienced New Math in junior high and thought it was fun. Loving Jesus since I was four years old, truly hearing him and his call to me personally in 1972, I know that Jesus’ followers operated in miracles,signs and wonders recorded throughout the New Testament, and I’m wondering why we don’t regularly see these things in America – at least in the slice of America I worship in – as the first followers of Christ did. I know, because I’ve heard, that miracles happen around the world, and yes, I want with all my heart to be a more effective, God-empowered Christian, to have the Holy Spirit’s power in me so that whatever I do for the Lord, it will be out of HIS power, not mine, and truly be effective in shelves of other people and in my own life, too. I don’t want my walk as a Jesus follower to simply exhibit my limited nerdy human abilities.
Doesn’t that sound rational and logical to you?
So here I sit at the Gardipee’s house as Joan prays for the two of us to receive the baptism in the Holy Spirit, and I’m feeling the biggest nothing in my life. As she finishes praying and extends her hands to us for us to begin praying in tongues, all that comes out of me is something like “Yabba dabba doo.” Utter silence from my partner. I know that the Flintstones is not a Christian cartoon show, so I left more than little perplexed. Wasn’t I supposed to fall out of my chair, writhe on the floor, foam at the mouth and ecstatically speak in Farsi or some angelic language?
THIS IS FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU ANALYTICAL LINEAR NON-EMOTIONAL THINKERS OUT THERE: What I heard from God the next day transformed my life, rationally, logically, simply, but powerfully truly. While dusting the dresser and asking God, “What in the world WAS that?” I very clearly heard in my spirit,”Who gives the Holy Spirit?”
“You do,” I replied out loud.
“Why do you want the power of the Holy Spirit?”
“So I can be truly effective in whatever I do for you in my life. So it will be real, not fake: really YOU and not me.”
“Don’t you think I want you to have that, even more than you do?”
“Then why do you think I didn’t give you what you asked me for?”
Holy cow! Apprehension, comprehension, gratitude, recognition, more gratitude, logically understandingly pure thanks rose up in me, and my life hasn’t been the same since. Wish I’d thought to share this with my very analytical partner, who experienced a big nothing, too! Who do you think connects all those dots in my life? Makes sure blessing out of the mis-steps I’ve made? Plants even my slipping feet/heart on some very high places lately, despite myself? Latest was two days ago at the hardware store, connecting me “accidentally” with a sweet Jesus follower as I looked for some help finding a blank faceplate for an electrical outlet, and forty minutes of wonderful fellowship and prayer and sharing ensued. I did NOT plan, engineer, orchestrate that. I couldn’t have.
Dear analytical, logical, left-brained, not generally emotional, nerdy, wonderful child of God made His through taking Jesus as your Savior, YOU, yes YOU, can be the vessel in which God’s very own Holy Spirit resides and out of which that same Holy Spirit flows in amazing fullness, wonder, power, authority, and even passionate love.
No, you don’t have to suddenly spout ancient Hebrew or Atlantean, roll on the floor or do anything worthy of a snake oil show to validate and authenticate that you received God’s Spirit. All you have to do is ask and receive, logically, analytically, rationally, gratefully, thankfully, believing God will be more faithful and eager to give and pour his very own Holy Spirit into you than you are to ask for Him (not “it,” but Whom) and sisters, don’t let the choice of pronoun offend you or keep you from asking for God’s Presence! How petty! God is more than we can imagine, a Fullness beyond comparison and beyond pronoun, so logically, rationally, get over it.
If you DO suddenly burst into ancient Hebrew or Atlantean or angelic speech or laugh or sing, or dance, or fall on your face rolling in, or leaping up in joy, that’s fine too. LET GOD BE GOD AND GIVER! Don’t judge your experience,and for Pete’s sake, don’t judge the experience of anyone else. God will give to you and them and love you/them the way he created you/them to both be and to receive from himself.
As your read the following from Paul, internalize what you hear the Holy Spirit speaking to YOU:
Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of God’s mercy, to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and pleasing to God—this is your true and proper worship. 2 Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will. 3 For by the grace given me I say to every one of you: Do not think of yourself more highly than you ought, but rather think of yourself with sober judgment, in accordance with the faith God has distributed to each of you. 4 For just as each of us has one body with many members, and these members do not all have the same function, 5 so in Christ we, though many, form one body, and each member belongs to all the others. 6 We have different gifts, according to the grace given to each of us. If your gift is prophesying, then prophesy in accordance with your faith; 7 if it is serving, then serve; if it is teaching, then teach; 8 if it is to encourage, then give encouragement; if it is giving, then give generously; if it is to lead, do it diligently; if it is to show mercy, do it cheerfully.
9 Love must be sincere. Hate what is evil; cling to what is good. 10 Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves. 11 Never be lacking in zeal, but keep your spiritual fervor, serving the Lord. 12 Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer. 13 Share with the Lord’s people who are in need. Practice hospitality.
14 Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse. 15 Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn. 16 Live in harmony with one another. Do not be proud, but be willing to associate with people of low position.Do not be conceited.
17 Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone. 18 If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone. 19 Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord. 20 On the contrary:
“If your enemy is hungry, feed him;
if he is thirsty, give him something to drink.
In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head.”
21 Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good. Romans 12: 1-21NIV
Now about the gifts of the Spirit, brothers and sisters, I do not want you to be uninformed. 2 You know that when you were pagans, somehow or other you were influenced and led astray to mute idols. 3 Therefore I want you to know that no one who is speaking by the Spirit of God says, “Jesus be cursed,” and no one can say, “Jesus is Lord,” except by the Holy Spirit.
4 There are different kinds of gifts, but the same Spirit distributes them. 5 There are different kinds of service, but the same Lord. 6 There are different kinds of working, but in all of them and in everyone it is the same God at work.
7 Now to each one the manifestation of the Spirit is given for the common good. 8 To one there is given through the Spirit a message of wisdom, to another a message of knowledge by means of the same Spirit, 9 to another faith by the same Spirit, to another gifts of healing by that one Spirit, 10 to another miraculous powers, to another prophecy, to another distinguishing between spirits, to another speaking in different kinds of tongues, and to still another the interpretation of tongues. 11 All these are the work of one and the same Spirit, and he distributes them to each one, just as he determines.
12 Just as a body, though one, has many parts, but all its many parts form one body, so it is with Christ. 13 For we were all baptized by one Spirit so as to form one body—whether Jews or Gentiles, slave or free—and we were all given the one Spirit to drink. 14 Even so the body is not made up of one part but of many.
15 Now if the foot should say, “Because I am not a hand, I do not belong to the body,” it would not for that reason stop being part of the body. 16 And if the ear should say, “Because I am not an eye, I do not belong to the body,” it would not for that reason stop being part of the body. 17 If the whole body were an eye, where would the sense of hearing be? If the whole body were an ear, where would the sense of smell be? 18 But in fact God has placed the parts in the body, every one of them, just as he wanted them to be. 19 If they were all one part, where would the body be? 20 As it is, there are many parts, but one body.
21 The eye cannot say to the hand, “I don’t need you!” And the head cannot say to the feet, “I don’t need you!” 22 On the contrary, those parts of the body that seem to be weaker are indispensable, 23 and the parts that we think are less honorable we treat with special honor. And the parts that are unpresentable are treated with special modesty, 24 while our presentable parts need no special treatment. But God has put the body together, giving greater honor to the parts that lacked it, 25 so that there should be no division in the body, but that its parts should have equal concern for each other. 26 If one part suffers, every part suffers with it; if one part is honored, every part rejoices with it.
27 Now you are the body of Christ, and each one of you is a part of it. 28 And God has placed in the church first of all apostles, second prophets, third teachers, then miracles, then gifts of healing, of helping, of guidance, and of different kinds of tongues. 29 Are all apostles? Are all prophets? Are all teachers? Do all work miracles? 30 Do all have gifts of healing? Do all speak in tongues? Do all interpret? 31 Now eagerly desire the greater gifts.
And yet I will show you the most excellent way.
If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. 2 If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing.
3 If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast,[b] but do not have love, I gain nothing.
4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. 9 For we know in part and we prophesy in part, 10 but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears. 11 When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me. 12 For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.
13 And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. 1 Corinthians 12: 1-13:12 NIV
Makes sense AND it’s warm and captivating, doesn’t it and isn’t it? Sigh, lift up your heart and/or expectation, and simply ask God, knowing he WILL give you WHO he’s longed to give you all the time.
A”…BUT…”to pray: Okay, God, I am a linear, ________________ (or I am a creative, emotional, __________) thinker, But I’m trusting you toggle me exactly Who I need from you as I ask you today, Lord, fill me with YOU! ______________________________ and thanks. Help me to see YOU in me more every day. How do YOU want to live through me? _____________________ In Jesus’ name, thank you!